Monday, March 22, 2010

Star Jones Survives Surgery powered by Target

Former talk show host Star Jones underwent successful surgery. She is recovering nicely in the Holiday Inn Room watching her new Samsung 9002x TV while eating ice chips from her new Kemore freezer.

A rep says she will be driving home in her Audio A6 with dual air bags in no time.

Her people deny that the operation was a publicity stunt tied into a bunch of sponsors. Her person was talking to us from the new Droid smart phone.

She plans to stay healthy by working out at 24 Hour Fitness and where the latest in Under Armor. Her diet will be supplied by Staples.

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