Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Big Brother cast

From this video we learn that CBS got 10 people in a  house that will say whatever a producer tells them. "Will I do anything to win, well almost." "I will use my gayness for good and evil." - How? Does that sentence make sense?

"I'm an observant Jew. I'm very strict. I might not use the same plates as them. I won't eat the same food." You know who's getting voted off always. Thanks for continuing to make us look annoying for being different.

There's a "Jersey Shore type." the Julie Chen, the host laughs when she says he's from Bayonne New Jersey. Julie is from "Queens"- ha! and her mom is from Ragoon! Ragoon! Wait, it's not the name that's funny. It's the stereotype of the New Jersey Italian. I get it. you know what? Forgetaboutit.

CBS took ten stereotypes - that look like Florida strippers, put them in a house and told them what to say. These guys can read a line.

Friday, June 18, 2010

2nd chance - for the "Proudly Resents" Podcast

Listen to a fun discussion of the movie on "Proudly Resents" on itunes or on

it's finally here! 
A while back I wrote about a BS 
who made shitty films. 
I finally found it on the internet. 
Was it worth the wait? Is this the worse movie ever made?

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Oprah goes and makes every other boss look bad

Talk show host Oprah surprised her staff today with $10,000 and a new iPad. She was just rewarding them for being great. Instantly as the news of the talkers generocity spread - so did teh nationwide depression. 

"My boss stinks," said Aron Smallhorn a trader for a large Wall firm, "I got a six figure bonus last Christmas, but nothing today."

"They won't even let us drink from water bottles," said Danielle Leap of Johnson County Social Services, "We have to bring a cup. They get an iPad, I have to wash a cup."

"This is bad for bosses everywhere," confined David Mathers - supervisor at Johnson & Jackson, a part minority owned shampoo company, "No matter what I do, it won't be Oprah."

Fishing shows!

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Flash Forward fan leave their basements reports that  Fans of cancelled FlashForward are planning to stage protests at ABC's offices in 5 cities this Thursday.
They plan to start out the protest really strong with lots of promise and then bring in some ringers and then just peter out until no one is left watching. 
Fan of Jericho got their show back on the air...but the ratings dropped. they didn't even watch it. CBS spent all this money and they fans didn't turn out. they said it was because the network put the show on at 10 PM. So what? They put it back on, didn't they? ABC made the right choice, ratings wise to lose the show. 

Meanwhile, no one is protesting the two wars we have going on. (OH! I went there!)