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10 Lies we tell each other in LA to survive.

We have basketball team called the “Lakers” – but no lakes.
The “LA River” has no water running through it.
We call actual traffic jams, “Sig Alerts.” It’s not an “alert” if it’s actually happening.

Hollywood is a hard town. So we have to tell each other little lies so we don't go crazy and move to a place with realistic housing prices and actual jobs.

I present to you - Phrases translated to English from “Hollywood Speak.”

“Your meeting is at 11 AM.” = “Come at 11, my assistant will get you a bottle of water and you can sit there until noon.”

"We will think about it and get back to you." = “We will not and we won’t. Use that door.” 

“It’s a web show” = “No pay.”

“I’m just out there pitching shows.” = “I’m not working.”

“We’ll keep your resume on file.” = “You didn’t see the door? I just alluded to it.”

"I'm not suggesting this, I'm just letting you know it’s an option."  = “Do this. If I’m right, I get the credit. If I’m wrong, I’m able to blame you.”

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