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Monday, July 31, 2017

Star Wars Life Day Special gets a Redo

Life Day is going to be celebrated again! The infamous Holiday special that aired on ABC, "The Star Wars Holiday Special" is about to get a remake. Disney has decided to remake the TV show that's been a blight on Star Wars legacy.

"There's so much interest in a new special. One that's done right can play in a family's living room for Christmases for years and years to come.  Sid and Marty Cross are rumored to come out of retirement to cash in.

Friday, July 28, 2017

Men Starve as Wives Go "Girls Trip"

This country is facing a famine crisis. All over the nation men are left home to fend for themselves while the women are out four at a time watching the new movie, "Girls Trip."

"My wife came home saying, 'I'm a Jada,'" recalled one neglected husband, "I said, 'Is that the one who can cook? Because I'm hungry."

It's ironic that the main characters in the film call themselves the "Flossy Posse," said a frail man who hadn't eaten in 7 hours, "I wish I could floss. It's a waste of time."

Part time lawyer, Gary Alright said in his
lawsuit again the movie theater, "This is also discrimination. It's called 'Girl's Trip.' What about a movie for men. Like one where 3 or 4 men go to some place like Las Vegas? People would go nuts."

Because of the success of "Girls Trip," men are prepping themselves for the inevitable, a sequel!

Saturday, April 01, 2017

Watching TV on the internet makes you smarter than people who watch TV on a TV


Studies show that if you watch TV shows on the internet and not on TV, you look smarter. "I love 'Two and a Half Men' reruns" will make you look like a neanderthal.

But if you say, "I BitTorrentthe 'Big Bang Theory.'" or "I caught 'Kevin Can Wait' on CBS All Access" you'll look smart. It's the new way of saying "I don't watch TV," when you clearly do. It's TV. You mean to tell me everyone on earth are hypnotized by the blue light of the TV, but you?

Remember when you could say "I don't watch TV, except for Jon Stewart?" Now that he's off the air, what's a pseudo intellectual to do?
Well you might be back in luck.