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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Anne Hathaway is Single - What does that mean for you?


Nothing. E! News and local news casts felt it important to tell the world.
Don't get me wrong - she's super hot - but except for my fantasy baseball type roster of future girlfriends - the news of her doomed relationship means nothing to nobody besides people who know the couple. "Oh, now there might not be a plus one. I better check Evite." "Let me order one extra Christmas card since I can't send it to them jointly. Entertainment news should be more about the business of entertainment. leave the gossip to the gossips. Unless you have a nipple slip.

16 comments:

Jason said...

It means I get a chance to get into her pants.

Anonymous said...

It means I'm falling in love ...

ryan said...

im masterbatin to het shirt

RK said...

BOOBZ R KEWL

Anonymous said...

bOObs are very soft.

Anonymous said...

I BET THEY FEEL LIKE A BAG OF SAND

hot shi* said...

u perves

Ryammm said...

Can't really expect to get decent comments with that picture... :P

Anonymous said...

ryammm has a really good point there.
Also i would just like to point out for the record, i would penetrate anne so viciously she'd need a wheelchair for the duration of our relationship. also she would develop a speech impediment as a result of complications from my glans repeatedly probing her vocal cords.

Anonymous said...

Henry, is that you?

I'd rape her until the pumping action wore her so thin she'd become transparent.

Anonymous said...

I think you all should just go back in your closet with your lube and your hand because thats all you will ever get.

Anonymous said...

I would twurk her drumette of love so long and hard and pump her so full of man chowder that shed cum enough to fill a hot tub that the two of us would fuck in

Chus said...

This is what I think: Anne Hathaway Scandal

Helloooooo said...

Um...WOW!

Anonymous said...

Seriously... Save yourselves: pervs

Anonymous said...

Lmao that post about her having a speech impediment from complications of the glans in her vocal cords was golden lol, I almost spit out my coffee this moring reading it, hilarious stuff!