Sunday, February 22, 2004

Dear Entertainment Weekly,

Double whammy, EW! Imagine my face -- that is, if an inanimate object had imagination -- when I opened my mailbox and saw the cover [Cover #753] of Oscar Odd Couples (like that pun? see resume, attchd.) like
Charlize & Diane,
and Murray & Penn!

Now picture my bladder when I stared into the eyes of Viggo [Mortensen, Cover #753]. His tately sword pose reminded me of fellow cover photo, the Oscar statue itself! Was that intentional, because it sure was tacky!
Cancel my subscription.

Media [Yenta’s Brother]

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