an ad for the 5 am news cast.
"Can't sleep? We have your sleeping tips this morning at 5 AM."
Yeah, if I stayed up at 5 AM, I' could sleep the next night too.
Lose 10 pounds. find out at 5 AM.
Back to school bargans, find out at 5 AM.
The best swimsuits. We have them at 5 AM.
How about, traffic, news and weather. If you are up that's what you need. If you don't need to be up, why bother? It's the age of the internet, I can find the info whenever...I can google, Bitch@#$%!
If I'm up at 5 AM, I'm most likely drunk.
Dailies, a big mistake. this morning at 5 AM.