Arsenio Announces Second Show

Before the show even launches, Arsenio Hall has announced that Nia Peeples will also get her show back. Following the "Arsenio Hall Show," "The Party Machine with Nia Peeples" will return for it's second season. After premiering about 20 years ago, the show is ready for a return. Only minor changes will be made for the late night dance show featuring the current "Dirty Little Liars" star. One source stated, "The show will have updated music, a variety of dancers and last more than five episodes."

NBC on the other hand is changing their late night line up. They plan to have Jimmy Fallon take over the tonight show and hopefully be so popular that "we will be force to replace him."

Cat Gets Dating Show

Based on the popularity, this cat will be the star of "For the Love of Kitty."The cat will have 17 suitors and only one will end up the "Main Scratch." Jan Michael-Vincent to host.

The video of the cat lying down and doing nothing got over 100 million hits on Youtube. Networks finally woke up and decided to reach out to this purrr-fect audience. Besides the dating show, the cat will have show called "Keeping up the Litter." This show will feature the crazy cat clan doing normal cat things like throwing parties, launching clothing lines and going to the spa. There will also be a panel show being described as "'Chelsea Lately' meets 'Chelsea Lately.'"

Cat Confused By Scratching - Watch more Funny Videos

Dying Man's only regret is he didn’t work hard enough

Merv Flipburn, movie producer died last Thursday.  He worked behind the scenes and pitched movies for such actors as the wrestler turned actor.

“The one thing in life I regret not doing,” said the producer from his death bed and make shift HOSPICE in  Beverly Hills Adjencent. “ I made him an inspirational sports coach, a mean bachelor who becomes a softy when he has to bring up the daughter he never knew he had, a video game turned hopeful but DOA franchise, indie film actor, a tooth fairy who learns to less of an abusive boyfriend/step father.

But there was  always more I could do. He could’ve done a a rehab movie. "He had a 28 Days in him. I will always regret it. but there never seems to be enough time. Such is life. It will always regret not getting him a romcom."

Those were his last words. 

Mr. Flipburn is survived by his annoyed wife and three disappointed children.

Rosa Parks movie cast! Update!

A bio pic of fame civil rights leader Rosa Parks is finally in the works. The whole project was cast contingent  The financing finally went through and Blake Lively from concluded,  "Gossip Girl" has been cast as the woman who stood up for her self and he and an entire race on a bus one winter day 1955.

"We wanted to reboot the Civil rights movements," said one studio executive, "Make it younger so we can get a longer franchise. It worked for Star Trek. "

Update: "Back that Bus Up" will be in 3-D.

Update update:
Editor note: OK the first part was made up a few years ago. But below, as reported by Deadline happened!
‘Harriet’ Screenwriter Says Studio Exec Wanted Julia Roberts To Play Harriet Tubman
According to Harriet screenwriter and producer, Gregory Allen Howard, Julia Roberts was suggested by a studio executive to play abolitionist Harriet Tubman.

Good Bad Movie Night: Cobra starring Stalone!

Listen to Proudly Resents on Itunes 

STALONE’S  “COBRA” IS DISCUSSED AND CELEBRATED BY WRITER TODD LEVIN (CONAN &  THIS BOOK), FILM EXPERT PETER AVELLINO,
ERIC NYENHUIS (RETRORADIOLIVE.COM) ANND ADAM SPIEGELMAN  (HOST “PROUDLY RESENTS”).

LISTEN AS PETER ADMITS TO SEEING THIS MOVIE LAST YEAR IN THE THEATER! HOW MANY GIRLS WERE IN THE THEATER?

BE AMAZED WHEN TODD SAYS WHY THIS IS STALONE’S BEST FILM! 

BE BEFUDDLED WHEN ERIC SAYS THE 80’S WAS THE BEST DECADE. 

ASK “WHAT DID HE SAY?” WHEN ADAM GETS TO THE MIC.

ALSO DISCUSSED - TODD’S EMMY NOMINATION, PETER’S ADDITION TO THE REVIVAL HOUSE WHICH IS SECRETLY OWNED BY A FAMOUS DIRECTOR, “MEATBALLS 2” - HOW GREAT IT WAS AND TODD’S FAVORITE LINE FROM THAT MOVIE. 

“COBRA” WAS A BLAST. IT’S AVAILABLE ON ITUNES, SO CHECK IT OUT AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. 

(PLEASE NOTE: THIS SHOW IS WORTH IT EVEN IF YOU HAVE NO PLANS ON EVER WATCHING THE MOVIE. WE DID IT FOR YOU. )

Good Bad Movie Night: "2nd Chance"

it's finally here! 
A while back I wrote about a BS 
director/filmmaker 
who made shitty films. 
I finally found it on the internet. 
Was it worth the wait? Is this the worse movie ever made?

Jenny McCarthy Picked up!

 The most ridiculous, loud and pointless show - The Jenny McCarthy Show has been picked up for some strange reason.  It's noise instead of content, you have no idea what's going on, but it's going on for seven more episodes. Michelle Buteau is the best part of the whole thing. Michelle is a great stand up comedian that they made into a Robin Quivers/news woman. Michelle will give an entertainment new headline and then make a quick joke. Then McCarthy and her guest are supposed to comment on it. But McCarthy is so scared of dead air that she blurts something out and throws it back to Michelle for the next story.

McCarthy does this thing, where they come back from commercial, she's lying on her back with the guest eating a lollipop asking creepy questions. At the end of the segment they pull back to reveal they were lying on the shag rug in the middle of the set.

McCarthy needs to trust herself and slow the fuck down.My message to Jenny,  "Let the show be, no need to scream. You're funny, relax, enjoy yourself."

Watch for yourself.

The Jenny McCarthy Show | The Jenny McCarthy Show: Joseline Hernandez, Jesse Heiman

The Jenny McCarthy Show | The Jenny McCarthy Show: Snooki, JWOWW

Pay to Play

A friend posted on Facebook that she had a lead for a producing job and to contact her if interested. This woman, let's call her Jane, wait... that's her name... let's call her Zane, has been a big part of my career. 15 years ago she trained me when I was a PA on how to be a producer. She also got me a couple of key jobs in my early career. Zane told me she wanted a finder's fee if I got the job. Zane said she was screwed out of money people owed her in the past. She wanted to cash in.

Zane said she'd send in my stuff in a few days for free or today for a finder's fee. Zane refused to tell me the name of the show or the genre of talk. She asked if I had court TV experience. I have tons. In fact, that's what I'm doing now. I said if she got me the job, I was fine with it. She hinted she wanted me to write an email of intent and put $2,000. So I did. $2,000 for Supervising Producer job, which I don't have on my resume and would be a stretch, and $500 for a Producer job, which should be a no brainer. Zane sends back a re-written email of intent with $5,000 for Supervise and $1,000 for Producer. She raised her own price. I called her on it and she said she realized she deserved more, but would settle on $3,000. I wrote back immediately, "Done."

The next morning I get an email from Zane saying she talked it over with her husband and she wants the first two weeks of my salary, if I get and take the job. You have to remember, if I get a job, I have to pay someone else 10% or my salary to negotiate the contract. So it's 10% off before taxes, two weeks before taxes, taxes and then I keep the rest. I told her we had a deal and she can't keep changing it. In fact, I figured she's change it again if I said yes to the "two week" offer. Zane wrote an email back and I wrote a nice email telling her how much she meant to me and my career, but I didn't want to do business with her. Zane was touched and we ended it. The next day, I find out that two shows I thought I was going to be up for, were already staffed. I freaked out. $5,000 did not sound like a lot of money to make money. Today was a different day then two days ago. It was a day with less hope and slight more desperation. What did I do? I just flushed away the only option I had for a job. I write Zane, "$5,000. I'm in. Make it happen." Zane writes back, "OK."

 The next day I see listed on Staffmeup.com, a court show job in LA. My guess is that it's the same job. I don't want to apply for it twice, I don't want to look like I was trying to get the job behind Zane's back and I definitely don't want to get the job on my own and then pay $5,000 for an email. I send the job posting to Zane and ask if it's the same job. She says she never put me up the job because I never made it clear what I wanted to do. Ugh. All that running around nothing to show for it. It was days later, so the $5,000 no longer got me a premium. Zane let me apply for the show on my own. Which I did. After all that the show was "Paternity Court." One guy in my office described it as "The last show on my list to work on. But I would work on it." Do you think it's worth to pay to play?