No one watching "Listener"

According to Cynopsis.com NBC is taking the summer burn off show "The Listener" off the air and replacing it with L&O reruns. Dun-Dun! The news site reports the show "posted a 0.7/2 among A18-49." Here's a show that the network knew no one would watch and it still disappointed. That's good news for men. Apparently no one wants to watch a show about a guy who listens. See!

God needs a good (pr) person

It's tiny, but it's an ad for a pr person for the weather channel.

in these tough times, it's good to know that some jobs are still available. But this seems like either the easiest job in the world or completely impossible.
Either: "You have to watch it, it's weather."
or: "I know weather sounds boring, but it might rain tomorrow somewhere."

"It's weather. It might rain, these guys can tell ya."
That's for free.

Let's be honest

Herman Melville knew it was funny to put the word "Dick" in his title. He must have thought it would move books. Besides the great writing. It was an insurance policy. What a perv.

Keep it Classy CNN

Way to report the news! I like how they don't say this is a wacko but imply it with the "hand written" part.