Friday, June 14, 2019

WHAT TV TAUGHT ME ABOUT DRUGS

This was from the PDF of the proof for my article. There are a couple of errors. But the finished article is only in the actual physical magazine at a newsstand near you. I've written a couple of article for these people.



Monday, June 03, 2019

Man Demands refund for "Garden State" 15 years later

A local man is suing his local movie theater for the full ticket price of the 2004 film "Garden State."

"At the time I saw it, it seemed original and meaningful," said a man who wished to remain anonymous. "But then I started seeing other films and realized it was trite. The love interest was just a manic pixie dream girl, something you see in a lot of films."

 "I was tricked into thinking it was good by Zach Braff's charming interviews and the film's slow score."

The man won a similar court case last year against the same theater for the 2005 Oscar winner, "Crash. "
"That was a no brainer," said the owner of the movie theater being sued. "We made a lot of money on Crash.  And then we had to slowly give it back."

The movie theater has started to protect itself for further litigation. It's been noted that a "No Backsies" sign was posted during showings of "Green Book."

* Listen to Starlee Kine's thoughts on Garden State
* Professor fired for teaching that Hitchcock ripped off Brian DePalma movies
* Steven Segal wants a career do-over