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Hot or Not: Kabbalah is out - Jews are found annoying again

Hot Hollywood hit makers have given a collective "Enough Already!" to Kabbalah. After thousands of years tradition, the Jewish mysticism has finally run it's course.

"Sales of red string has dropped so fast. " said president of red string maker, The Red String Diaries, "that I would scream 'Oy!' if it was still cool to do so."

"It went from this cool thing that no one knew about," said one trend setter/follower, "Then one day it was like I woke up and everyone in Hollywood was Jewish.We can't all be chosen."

"It was no longer special or private. Everyone was doing it. I don't like to just blindly follow trends," stated an insider, "Have you seen "The Room?" That movie is so bad it's good!"

Now it turns out, if you want to be jewish, you actually have to be Jewish.

Kabbalah "jumped the shark" right after it was discovered that while ranting about people who wore read string and drinking Kabbalah water, comedian/ranter Denis Leary was indeed wearing said string and drinking the magic water.

The term "jump the shark," jumped the shark some time ago.

Journalist Drinking Game

Every time you read "He said" in this article about Kal Penn join the Obama administration, drink. Hope you enjoy being drunk.

Radio Hates White People

With Moving 93 becoming a Spanish station that means one thing... NO MORE RICK DEES!

Oh, I'll admit the happy 80's songs kept me rolling in the morning as I put on my flat front Dockers and pressed Oxford. Now it is gone. Gone. This is an all assault on the white man - the middle aged white man. They are slowly taking away our radio - one Soft Cell song at a time.

This is not the first time the white man has been attacked in the morning.

Of course this all started when Howard went to pay for it radio. I love Howard...but I guest I'm more frugal than a Howard fan.
Indie 103.1 came on the scene a few years ago with that guy from that band. He had a great show. Then he was let go. Now what? Wait... He's been replaced by another former punk rocker. Joe Escalante was the morning guy at Indie 103.. His show was good. Good guests and good music. then the music got even more mainstream...then it went plain rock. Joe was gone and Morning Radiobot 3000 took over. They claimed they had to sell out to survive. It's became an order of KROQ hold the (Kevin and) Bean. That didn't last, it went Spanish and the Indie went on the internet.

So I jumped ship to 97.1 FM talk. They finally got rid of Danny Bonaduce in the morning and the show left the ACE man alone to talk and talk and talk. It became daily listening. Then 97.1 went disco - sorry to insult disco. This music sucks.

So, being just too old to listen to KROQ - I found my way to Rick Dees. Yes he's corny, but I liked it for some reason...ok, the music, news and goofiness.

I started feeling guilty and traded off with NPR. Now it's going to be Morning Edition for me. I like news, but it gets boring. How many slow talking stories about the crashing economy do I need?

Radio has alienated white men. There will be three new Spanish speaking stations with Moving 93 goes away. We are forced to use our ipods and listen to news, talk, music from podcasts. Many of our favorite dj's have gone to the podcast.

Thanks for leaving me radio.
I do listen to a list of podcasts in the morning:
CNN headline news
MSNBC headline news
Cynopsis entertainment news
Marc Berman - TV ratings and rantings about American Idol from grown men
NPR News Shuffle - the best of yesterday's news shows - until they get cancelled.

I;m off to do something white - like tell people how great "Friday Night Lights" is.Jenga anyone?

Bird Saves Prez.

What's Up The Donald?

Celebrity Apprentice
!WARNING! SPOILERS AND BAD GRAMMAR TO FOLLOW!

Last night Donald Trump fired...SPOILER.................space filler for those google reader types...................blah blah blah and go.......

Apparently Trump has different standards for Ms. USA winners than he does celebrity store clerks. Trump fired Khloe Kardashian because she is working through issues with her DUI.

Why no mercy for KK and a "second chance" for Miss USA? Donald let the disgraced crown winner go to rehab and keep her title. KK was already going through rehabilitation when she joined the show.

Hairdo Johnson claimed he knew nothing about KK's arrest until last week when she had to go back to LA for some court ordered drinking education.(Which the producers obliviously knew. They not only do a whole background check on contestants, KK obviously arranged a day off for the court date -- oh -- also when you google Khloe K her arrest shows up.


Trumpster basically said he was disgusted with her and sent her packing. Disgusted by what? That she is paying the price and servicing time for her crime? For following her court ordered classes and meetings? For trying to be a better person? To soften the blow he gave her charity $20,000. The charity? It's an addiction charity. Helping people with drug and alcohol problems.

Fire McLayoff also Dropped T-boz awhen it was obvious that he should've fired Melissa Rivers and Clint Black (don't make fun of me for knowing this show! Judge yourself!)

For T-boz he told her that since she volunteered to come in the board room she should go. It was a thin call back to another season where a cocky contestant strutted in the room and assumed he was untouchable.

This was obviously a way to keep on two more exciting celebs - Black and the daughter Rivers. T-boz and KK's crime? Not being confrontational enough.

Great News! Richard Bey is back!

The trailer for the new Richard Bey movie is finally on line!

RIP - Eat-a-Pita

After at least ten years the famed pita place closed it's doors and knocked down it's building. It's too bad. A great place to eat outdoors and scare at the crazy people walking by.
I'm sure the beauty parlor next door is happy to have some light coming through the side windows.

Good Bad Movie stuff

Watch Wicker Man Fifth Symphony on CollegeHumor

Are you drunk and/or famous?

Then I have a casting call for you...
From Cynopsis.com:

Casting Call: VH1 is casting for season three of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew, looking for recognizable celebrities who are struggling with an addiction or who are recently recovered and can benefit from being on the show. Series producers and Dr. Drew work with the celebrities involved in a sensitive manner to achieve positive, life-changing results. To recommend a celebrity for the show, send an email to tvtalkrr@yahoo.com.
I guess the producers assume that famous people that hit rock bottom read Cynopsis.com.

FOX Says Osbournes Variety show was an early April Fools Day Joke

Ratings from the Programming Insider: But all was not well on Fox care of inane variety series The Osbournes: Reloaded, which kicked-off with a fourth-place 5.0 rating/8 share in the overnights at 9:30 p.m. Retention out of the 9:00 p.m. portion of lead-in American Idol (13.6/21) was only 37 percent. Keep in mind that at least 16 Fox affiliated stations refused to air the Osbourne special, and an additional 10 moved it out of prime-time and into the early hours of the morning. So, these initial results are approximate. And Fox's decision to a) not schedule the remaining five episodes of the six-episode series yet, and b) trim last night's debut from one-hour to barely 30 minutes means there is a possibility the remaining telecasts will never see the light of day.

All in all, I personally think The Osbournes: Reloaded is now the worst variety series in the history of television. Move over The Brady Bunch Hour, The Chuck Barris Rah Rah Show, Turn-On and Pink Lady!