tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38769502024-03-07T00:48:39.256-08:00Media YentaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger678125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-24475399416890461542019-07-11T08:47:00.002-07:002019-07-11T08:47:47.960-07:00"Shameless" wife reveals which sex toy saved their marriageSarah Shahi goes on TV and reveals she likes to use a strap-on with her husband, "Shameless" actor Steve Howie.
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I have loved Sarah Shahi for a long time — and that was before she said she likes to use a strap-on with her super hot husband Steve Howie. <br /><br />They're now my favorite couple ever. <a href="https://t.co/CI1yw9PYcn">pic.twitter.com/CI1yw9PYcn</a></div>
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) <a href="https://twitter.com/JarettSays/status/1149031400923750400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 10, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-18442130760121237662019-06-20T14:24:00.001-07:002019-06-20T14:24:29.693-07:00FRIDAY FOTO DUMP (EARLY) <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihxoiHTuPnmUEXX7GW4-ENwT6hsKKcjAV9Nc_fQSEWkHeSVVrLP0NG2PJJu51uHl7p-NEZyAoHxiji0nYyHqjEGhvSs5OVW5H0DRLuo7m3O6rSqJgFIIrViYH-40x4_G5dluG6/s1600/IMG_6014.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihxoiHTuPnmUEXX7GW4-ENwT6hsKKcjAV9Nc_fQSEWkHeSVVrLP0NG2PJJu51uHl7p-NEZyAoHxiji0nYyHqjEGhvSs5OVW5H0DRLuo7m3O6rSqJgFIIrViYH-40x4_G5dluG6/s320/IMG_6014.jpg" width="240" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjml_cPiOEJ2YWuR0e6SChTGO4by4fOxWpXpElrqcu1MlbHAe_0DHOhYK0IVdp4YfA9lixHigLz0Q2y25leh36mtwnS9IA2m6J-7QqEcvEkmwlmxcSkGVEfmVrLPFSvTTdkAjlR/s1600/Screen+Shot+2019-05-11+at+9.58.21+PM.png" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="196" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjml_cPiOEJ2YWuR0e6SChTGO4by4fOxWpXpElrqcu1MlbHAe_0DHOhYK0IVdp4YfA9lixHigLz0Q2y25leh36mtwnS9IA2m6J-7QqEcvEkmwlmxcSkGVEfmVrLPFSvTTdkAjlR/s320/Screen+Shot+2019-05-11+at+9.58.21+PM.png" width="320" /></a><br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-72649799242636575262019-06-14T17:11:00.002-07:002019-06-21T12:30:50.359-07:00WHAT TV TAUGHT ME ABOUT DRUGSThis was from the PDF of the proof for my article. There are a couple of errors. But the finished article is only in the actual physical magazine at a newsstand near you. I've written a couple of article for these people.<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-639866449379791372019-06-03T04:35:00.000-07:002019-06-03T04:35:33.663-07:00Man Demands refund for "Garden State" 15 years later<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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A local man is suing his local movie theater for the full ticket price of the 2004 film <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0333766/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1">"Garden State."</a><br />
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"At the time I saw it, it seemed original and meaningful," said a man who wished to remain anonymous. "But then I started seeing other films and realized it was trite. The love interest was just<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/7xhlm2/whats_it_like_to_date_a_manic_pixie_dream_girl/"> a manic pixie dream girl</a>, something you see in a lot of films."<br />
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"I was tricked into thinking it was good by Zach Braff's charming interviews and the film's slow score."<br />
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The man won a similar court case last year against the same theater for the 2005 Oscar winner, "<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375679/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1">Crash.</a><span id="goog_353673401"></span><a href="https://draft.blogger.com/"></a><span id="goog_353673402"></span> "<br />
"That was a no brainer," said the owner of the movie theater being sued. "We made a lot of money on <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/1zozat/why_is_crash_2005_best_picture_winner_reviled_as/">Crash. </a> And then we had to slowly give it back."<br />
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The movie theater has started to protect itself for further litigation. It's been noted that a "No Backsies" sign was posted during showings of <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6966692/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2">"Green Book."</a><br />
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* Listen to<a href="http://proudlyresents.com/starlee_kine/"> Starlee Kine's</a> thoughts on Garden State<br />
* Professor fired for teaching that Hitchcock ripped off Brian DePalma movies<br />
* Steven Segal wants a career do-over<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-3006208735138807292019-05-27T07:40:00.001-07:002019-05-27T07:40:36.076-07:00CBS returns to the wellCBS is launching a new sitcom this season called Broke.<br />
Below is the description from Deadline Hollywood. Basically, a rich person loses everything and moves in with her "poor" relative. I put poor in quotes b/c they usually have a large house that can easily hold the relative(s) and a studio audience. Wait, doesn't the show have two broke girls... they should call it that! (also about a poor woman and rich woman who lost it all)<br />
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But most networks, CBS in particular, seem to repeat this premise. The rich person is unbearable and ungrateful, but they are family. Every week they seem to learn a bit more about life and then forget it by the next episode.<br />
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But I want to watch a show about the person being rich and having no consequences to their crazy actions or watch them crash and burn. Great, now I get to watch them give life lessons to a moppet kid and hug at a lot.<br />
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You want an example of another show Broke? Well there was a show back in the day called "Fired Up." OK, they weren't related and it was the 90's, but they both had bars. Here's the description from IMDB:<br />
<span style="background-color: rgba(185, 185, 185, 0.1); color: #333333; font-family: "verdana" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A creative executive, Gwen, and her long-time assistant, Terry are fired from their jobs. After 3 months, Gwen shows up at Terry's door, broke. Gwen cajoles Terry into going into business with her as equals, which proves difficult after their previous business relationship. Gwen also moves in with Terry and her brother, Danny. Gwen also has to fight off the advances of Danny's boss, Guy, who owns the bar below where the trio live.</span><br />
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Another common theme is the One man surrounded by women. The show is usually called "Ladies Man." The show revolves a widower or divorced guy who lives with or near his daughter, mom, love interest, assistant, gardener, caddy... all women! WHAT!!!???<br />
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Last year CBS did another old school plot with the teenage orphan moving in with her cool aunt/sister with the show "FAM." As a kid, these shows were great fantasies. "You mean I could live with my cool babysitter? The one with a motorcycle in his living room?<br />
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The show lasted a year. I have an issue with the term "Fam." Totally my deal. I once worked with an announcer who didn't know anyone's name and just called us "Fam." Years later, I worked with him again and he remembered my name, which is Fam apparently. He just said it with more conviction.<br />
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Me: Hello, Big Boy (that's his name)<br />
BB: Hello, Fam.<br />
Me: We worked together years ago at blah blah.<br />
BB: OH! Hello, FAM!<br />
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<br class="Apple-interchange-newline" />CBS also had a show last year about a regular couple that has a rich and famous rock (or movie) star that moves in with them. It's called <a href="https://www.cbs.com/shows/happy-together/" target="_blank">Happy Together, </a>get it? Too late, it's canceled. So after two failed shows about people with unwanted house guests, CBS made a new one?<br />
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Why not a show about a poor woman and her son that moves in with her rich sister and causes havoc? We'll call it Havoc! Get Steven Webber on the phone! Well, then try his home phone, you know he's got one!<br />
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There are some great unwanted house guest shows besides ALF.<br />
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When an outrageously wealthy trust fund baby is cut off by his father, he and his wife move into her estranged sister’s Reseda home, forcing the two siblings to reconnect. Cast includes Jaime Camil, Pauley Perrette, Natasha Leggero, Izzy Diaz, Antonio Corbo. Produced by CBS Television Studios/Sutton Street Productions/Propagate. From writer-executive producer Alex Herschlag, executive producers Jennie Snyder Urman, Joanna Klein, Ben Silverman, Guillermo Restrepo, Gonzalo Cilley, Maria Lucia Hernandez, Jaime Camil and director Victor Gonzalez.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-63123710129801860072019-05-13T14:28:00.000-07:002019-05-13T20:55:41.531-07:00Felicity Huffman: "I was one of those students that tried to get away with doing as little as possible."<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Felicity Huffman foreshadows her future college scams on the red carpet. When asking if she was a good student, the<a href="https://youtu.be/Gg1k_nS15Zw?t=162" target="_blank"> actress responded</a>: "I was one of those students that tried to get away with doing as little as possible."<br />
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<i>BOSTON – Actress Felicity Huffman fought back tears as she pleaded guilty in Boston federal court Monday afternoon to charges in the nation's largest college admissions scandal, becoming the highest-profile defendant to admit to crimes in the blockbuster case.</i></div>
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<i>The former "Desperate Housewives" actress admitted to conspiracy to commit mail fraud and honest services mail fraud for paying Rick Singer, the nationwide admissions scheme's alleged mastermind, $15,000 to have someone correct SAT answers for her oldest daughter. </i></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-42974514237016154782019-04-28T01:15:00.000-07:002019-05-23T17:58:21.424-07:00Eric's Super Hot Girlfriend, Canadian Model Dies Just Before Meeting His FriendsModel and Canada's premiere super spy has tragically died. She was very hot and very mysterious. People loved her. Canada's version of the president said in a statement, "She was very hot. Very hot. And loved to model and fight bad guys. But she had to stay in hiding in Canada so she could never come to the United States. Not even for prom, for example."<br />
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She is survived by her boyfriend 16-year-old, Eric Schieder, who she loved very much and did lots of sex with. They met at camp. Eric is so very sad about this death. "She was finally going to come and visit me in the States and even meet my friends. Ah, it would have been so cool. Oh, well."<br />
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The secret spy's last words were, "Goodbye cruel world. Although I regret not being able to meet Eric's friends and prove to them I am in fact very real, I will always treasure the time I spent with Eric having actual sex with him. Which we did do."<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-87764625416657846892019-03-20T11:21:00.000-07:002019-03-20T15:47:14.022-07:00Men Starve as "Captain Marvel" Reaches $800 Million<a href="https://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/cap-marvel-1.jpg?w=446&h=299&crop=1" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Captain Marvel" border="0" height="134" src="https://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/cap-marvel-1.jpg?w=446&h=299&crop=1" width="200" /></a> Men across the country are sitting at their table with no dinner because their wives have decided to go to<a href="https://deadline.com/2019/03/captain-marvel-soaring-to-800m-worldwide-today-1202579160/" target="_blank"> the movies</a>.<br />
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This obvious threat to the American decency is nonother than the self-titled Marvel movie Captain Marvel. By putting a woman in the lead, the comic book company has hatched an evil plan to lore wives and mothers to the theater while their husbands starve and their children go to school without their hair being brushed properly.<br />
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One child was quoted as saying, "I got a celery sandwich, a rotten apple and a green sock for lunch today. Mom, please come home.<br />
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Experts weigh in on this issue and offer this piece of advice, "Don't be afraid to use brides to bring your woman home from enjoying herself at the theater so they can cook and clean."<br />
One bribe they don't recommend, coupon books for hugs. "This problem is deeper than that."<br />
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This is not the first time this web blog has made this <a href="http://mediayenta.blogspot.com/2008/06/sex-and-city-proved-that-if-yo-give.html" target="_blank">observation. </a> This is a bigger problem than we expected!<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-31512378439768241872018-09-29T19:31:00.003-07:002020-11-19T23:54:18.492-08:0010 Lies we tell each other in LA to survive <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4b5318f770.nxcli.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/la-sign-350.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="273" data-original-width="350" height="255" src="https://4b5318f770.nxcli.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/la-sign-350.gif" width="326" /></a></div><br />We have a basketball team called the “Lakers” – but no lakes.<br />
The “LA River” has no water running through it.<br />
We call actual traffic jams, “Sig-Alerts.” It’s not an “alert” if it’s actually happening.<br />
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Hollywood is a hard town. So we have to tell each other little lies so we don't go crazy and move to a place with realistic housing prices and actual jobs.<br />
<br /><h2 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">I present to you - </span></h2><h2 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></h2><h2 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">How to decode </span><span style="font-size: medium;"> Lies We Tell Each Other in LA to Survive </span></h2>
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<li>“Your meeting is at 11 AM.” = “Come at 11, get you a bottle of water and sit until noon.”</li>
<li>"We will think about it and get back to you." = “We will not and we won’t. Use that door.” </li>
<li>“It’s a web show” = “No pay.”</li>
<li>“I’m just out there pitching shows.” = “I’m not working.”</li>
<li>“We’ll keep your resume on file.” = “You didn’t see the door? I just alluded to it.”</li>
<li>"I'm not suggesting this, I'm just letting you know it’s an option." = “Do this. If I’m right, I get the credit. If I’m wrong, I’m able to blame you.”</li>
<li>"Yes." = “No” </li>
<li>“I need a ninja/rock star PA.” = You’ll be doing Producer work at a PA rate.</li>
<li>"I love you." = "I know both your first and last name."</li>
<li>“Do you need parking validation?” = “Do you need parking validation?”</li>
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<script async="" defer="" src="//www.instagram.com/embed.js"></script>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-75178537342224126902017-07-31T12:22:00.000-07:002017-07-31T12:22:01.166-07:00Star Wars Life Day Special gets a RedoLife Day is going to be celebrated again! The infamous Holiday special that aired on ABC, "The Star Wars Holiday Special" is about to get a remake. Disney has decided to remake the TV show that's been a blight on Star Wars legacy.<br />
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"There's so much interest in a new special. One that's done right can play in a family's living room for Christmases for years and years to come. Sid and Marty Cross are rumored to come out of retirement to cash in.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-9721086259323837552017-07-28T22:02:00.000-07:002017-07-29T12:15:56.040-07:00Men Starve as Wives Go "Girls Trip" This country is facing a famine crisis. All over the nation men are left home to fend for themselves while the women are out four at a time watching the new movie, "Girls Trip."<br />
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"My wife came home saying, 'I'm a Jada,'" recalled one neglected husband, "I said, 'Is that the one who can cook? Because I'm hungry."<br />
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It's ironic that the main characters in the film call themselves the "Flossy Posse," said a frail man who hadn't eaten in 7 hours, "I wish I could floss. It's a waste of time."<br />
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Part time lawyer, Gary Alright said in his <br />
lawsuit again the movie theater, "This is also discrimination. It's called 'Girl's Trip.' What about a movie for men. Like one where 3 or 4 men go to some place like Las Vegas? People would go nuts."<br />
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Because of the<a href="https://mediayenta.blogspot.com/2008/06/sex-and-city-proved-that-if-yo-give.html" target="_blank"> success </a>of "Girls Trip," men are prepping themselves for the inevitable, a sequel!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-27762297174535260822017-04-01T10:15:00.000-07:002018-10-04T00:39:00.957-07:00Watching TV on the internet makes you smarter than people who watch TV on a TV<br />
Studies show that if you watch TV shows on the internet and not on TV, you look smarter. "I love 'Two and a Half Men' reruns" will make you look like a neanderthal.<br />
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But if you say, "I Bit Torrent the 'Big Bang Theory.'" or "I caught 'Murphy Brown' on CBS All Access" you'll look smart. It's the new way of saying "I don't watch TV," when you clearly do. It's TV. You mean to tell me everyone on earth are hypnotized by the blue light of the TV, but you?<br />
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Remember when you could say "I don't watch TV, except for Jon Stewart?" Now that he's off the air, what's a pseudo intellectual to do?<br />
Well you might be back in luck.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-81116710039589299002016-07-12T10:58:00.001-07:002016-07-12T10:58:36.338-07:00Emmy nominations predictions 2016: Pete Hammond (Deadline) & Tom O'Neil ...<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/D1tMyZd5CrI" width="480"></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-87997394504413002862015-09-30T23:31:00.001-07:002015-09-30T23:31:25.681-07:00Did SVU do a racist episode about tolerance? Tonight's Law & Order:SVU, "Transgender Bridge" (my DVR called it "Transgender Bride"), was about a hate crime against a transgender teen. While it's great the show is addressing this hot button issue, they used old and racist tropes. Count them.<br />
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The transgender victim was a white, lived in a large, bright home with two very supportive parents. The perp is an African American teen who lives in a small apartment and has to make a hot pocket for his little sister because his single mother was "working a double."<br />
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The teen perp was in the park with his two friends and his sister. They were counting the money they made dancing, when they see the transgender girl. She was taking pictures. The teens harassed her while tons of African American teens egged them on and filmed it. One African American teen accidentally pushed the transgender teen off the bridge.<br />
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All the African American teens scatter. The only two people who stayed around, according to the cop on the scene, were two tourists, who were white. The cop on the scene corrects his pronoun ("he...her") but calls the other teens "Three black teens." Why not be totally PC and say African American?<br />
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In the first 5 minutes they show black people as close minded, violent, poor and uncaring. Meanwhile white people are caring, understanding, rich and good samaritans. Preventing and understanding hate crimes is important, but can we shed the racist stereotypes while we're at it?<br />
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-65062229432733335392015-07-23T00:07:00.001-07:002015-07-23T00:07:30.875-07:00TMZ sneaks in the C word<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/rF4f1UjZy98" width="480"></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-9157051830447041482015-07-22T23:00:00.000-07:002015-07-22T23:37:45.759-07:007 Words I spellt wrung. #6 is obveous1. Library<br />
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7. SpellUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-98078761924477142015-07-22T01:50:00.003-07:002015-07-22T01:50:42.681-07:00Tangerine reviewThere was a period in the 90's when every movie had a more interesting back story. The way the movie was made was more interesting than the actual movie. The filmmakers shot the whole thing in a closed convenience store, it was paid for on credit cards, it cost $12.50 to make. <div>
It seemed like every Sunday The New York Times had another feature about a maverick indie movie. I went to all of them. </div>
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<br />"My LIfe's in Turnaround," "Fear of a Black Hat," "Clerks," "Go Fish..." I came into the city just to see the film. Most of the time the movie was ok and the behind the scenes story was great. </div>
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I feel the same about "Tangerine." It was shot on an iPhone! Not even a 6, but a 5S! They used real locations! I couldn't wait to see a movie shot in my old neighborhood about the transgender hookers who were always on the block. </div>
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Being shot on an iPhone, doesn't make it a good movie. My friend Owen Smith (name drop?) promotes his new comedy special as the comedy special shot on 8 iPhones, that he later returned. Is that enough to watch a stand up special? It happens to be funny too, but does it have to be? Well, yes. the iPhone is the gimmick to get you to rent the special. The quality is what gets you to finish it and recommend it.</div>
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The movie is two stories. One is about two sex workers who fill their day with drama and a frequent customer and his home life. </div>
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Tangerine has a lot of great things going for it. The acting by the leads, who are non actors is really good and believable. There are a couple of great cameos from really good experienced actors that elevate the movie.</div>
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But there a tons and tons of traveling shots. The leads taking the bus, taking the subway, walking the street (that's why they call them street walkers!) and the cab driver driving his cab. It felt like filler between scenes. I would have rather had a shorter movie or a third story line. </div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-49544366727734118472015-07-22T01:26:00.001-07:002015-07-22T02:00:04.625-07:007 People I owe $ to. #5 will shock you1. Rick ($100)<br />
2. Sharlene ($2.50)<br />
3. Sharlene's ex ($2.50)<br />
4. Donut shop ($1 for many refills)<br />
5. Rick ($400) (Why would he lend me money again? And more this time?)<br />
6. Bus driver (1 fare)<br />
7. The lady at the donut store (one glass display case)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-27491887023293314462015-06-09T23:23:00.000-07:002015-06-09T23:23:05.359-07:00Clint Eastwood gives free publicity to fake awards showThe coveted "Guy's Choice Awards," which rewards celebrities who have the best publicist, got a kick in the pants the other day when<a href="http://deadline.com/2015/06/clint-eastwoods-caitlyn-jenner-joke-cut-guys-choice-awards-1201439844/" target="_blank"> Clint Eastwood</a> made a joke about Catlin Jenner. It was a nothing of a joke. The biggest problem with it was that it wasn't funny, I mean it made no sense. He just said a name of a famous person that he couldn't remember b/c he's old. <br />
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Spike TV,who airs the "awards" show, quickly pulled the joke and then told everyone about it. Seriously , has does anyone know about it, unless they told everyone about it?<br />
I've been in the edit rooms. It's usually a couple of producers and the editor. What happened? Was the producers tweeting the editor?<br />
<i>.@Donnyeditor Whatever you do, don't tell anyone that you cut that @Catlinjenner joke #guyschoiceawards. #jkdo</i><br />
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I guess Jamie Foxxxxxx got a lot of press when he made his childish Bruce Jenner joke on the equally made up "I Heart Radio Awards." Which should be called, "Did Pitbull show up yet?"<br />
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Ok, must sleep. good night!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-20450071766951507802015-06-06T17:41:00.000-07:002015-06-06T22:47:04.242-07:00Comedy is finally good<div class="gmail_extra" style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8000001907349px;">
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<a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/author/megan-garber/" target="_blank">Megan Garber,</a> who wrote the article in the<a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2015/05/how-comedians-became-public-intellectuals/394277/" target="_blank"> Atlantic</a> ("How Comedians Became Public Intellectuals")about comedians being the new intellectuals was interviewed today on the radio. First of all, she doesn't really commit to anything.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-81359141338212687402015-05-30T11:16:00.003-07:002015-05-30T11:34:25.268-07:00The (NY) State of Comedy<div style="background-color: white;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #222222;"><br /></span><span style="color: #222222;">Two articles came out this week about the state of comedy. One was in the New Yorker and one in the Huffington Post, which means only one of the authors got paid. </span><br /><span style="color: #222222;"><br /></span><span style="color: #222222;">Both talked about the state of comedy. The New Yorker brought up the <a href="https://twitter.com/dubouchet" target="_blank">Conan writer's</a></span><a href="http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/04/state-of-late-night-comedy/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+uproxx%2Fspringboard+%28What%27s+Going+On+At+Uproxx%29" target="_blank"> ill fated tweets </a><span style="color: #222222;">about comedy getting soft and becoming "Prom King Comedy." Then she said she likes the comedy so who knows what to believe. "I know it's dumb, but I like it." Fine. I can go with that. Plus, that's the slogan for the new Entourage movie. </span><br /><span style="color: #222222;"><br /></span><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/29/brooklyn-comedy-scene-product-of-gentrication_n_7459232.html" target="_blank">Huffington (re)Post</a><span style="color: #222222;"> went further and tried to define what today's comedy is. </span><br /><span style="color: #222222;"><br /></span><span style="color: #222222;">The Huffpo(ring) article literally says, "</span><span style="color: #222222;"><span style="line-height: 24px;">Call it artisanal comedy." So there you go. That's what you call hipsters standing in a laundromat, an ice cream truck, a working firehouse or where ever (but never a comedy club) telling humorous stories and god forbid jokes. Jokes have no place in comedy. It shows you're trying. </span></span><br /><span style="color: #222222;"><span style="line-height: 24px;"><br /></span></span><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="225" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/fHOwQX8H08c" width="400"></iframe><br /><span style="color: #222222;"><br /></span><span style="color: #222222;">Of course "Artisanal Comedy" a terrible name for comedy because comedy is supposed to make fun of "artisanal." It's supposed to make fun of people who buy artisanal cheese not the regular guy who eats cheese. Why not create "stuffy comedy" or "fox news comedy?"</span><br /><span style="color: #222222;"><br /></span><span style="color: #222222;">"Artisanal Comedy" sounds more like an insult that a comic would say on stage. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I think it's not fair to the comedians they featured in the article. A lot of them are really funny not matter where they perform. (Can you tell I might know some of the people in the article?)</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-90501073680891402002015-05-28T12:12:00.003-07:002015-05-30T11:58:05.308-07:00Oh! Come on, Netflix Computerized Algorithms!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I recently watched a doc on LA gangs. It was really good. Netflix's computerized system was right to assume I would want to watch other docs on gangs. I can see them thinking that would spill into docs about gangsters and people in jail. I guess it would also make sense that I like docs in general. I get that too. But why would they think I would want to watch a beloved family sitcom based on watching "Crips and Bloods?" I don't see the connection.<br />
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Other computer fails:<br />
<a href="http://mediayenta.blogspot.com/2011/08/thats-mean-netflix.html" target="_blank">Netflix gets mean</a><br />
<a href="http://mediayenta.blogspot.com/2009/05/random-word-machine-has-sense-of-humor.html" target="_blank">Gameshow randomizer gets bitchy</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-23969524714780208692015-05-28T00:27:00.001-07:002015-05-28T08:00:20.222-07:00The Amy Schumer of unpaid writers<a href="http://thecomicscomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/CarolineSchaper_Letterman_Finale_Top10-585x292.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://thecomicscomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/CarolineSchaper_Letterman_Finale_Top10-585x292.png" /></a><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">It seems an intern from Letterman is getting herself <a href="http://thecomicscomic.com/2015/05/27/heres-the-22-year-old-intern-who-wrote-the-1-and-2-entries-on-late-show-with-david-lettermans-finale-top-10/">a lot of press </a>because she wrote a couple of top ten jokes for the last Letterman show. I say, good for <a href="https://twitter.com/carolimeschaper">Caroline Schaper</a><span style="background-color: #f6f6f6; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">,</span>. The writers are vastly overpaid while she's not paid at all. And all the high priced brilliance in the writers room, an unpaid student came up with 1/5 of the top ten. (Don't kill me with the math. The spelling is bad enough on this site without having to worry about the math as well.)</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">While the intern is trying to turn her beginners luck/amture status into a career, the writers are collecting the check for writing the jokes and another check when it repeats. I think I started writing this wanting to take shots at the intern for going to the press, but let her have it. she's overworked and under (not) paid.
Her exposure won't stop the writers for taking credit for it.
Now Letterman can claim they have a female writer.
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<span style="font-size: large;">I love the fascination with Schaper. "What? An intern can write silly jokes? She's in her early 20's, how does she have the brain capacity? You have to be at least 40, balding and wearing New Balance sneakers to be able to write a joke."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Also, it's not that hard for someone in their 20's to write a top ten list. All articles are top ten lists. News stories are broken down into lists. "Top 7 reasons Hillary Clinton is wearing comfortable shoes." "Top Ten 'Top Ten Lists.' #5 is going to stop your heart."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">What about the WGA? They now know about a non-union person writing for a union show. Can they going to make her join and get her paid? </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Every few years there's a new comic that can't do no wrong. For a while it was Jon Stewart, then Louis CK and now it's Amy Schumer. the press treats all of her comedy bits like it's scripture. So, hence the title of the post.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3876950.post-44949943683887281882013-04-01T12:31:00.002-07:002013-04-01T14:22:20.961-07:00Arsenio Announces Second Show<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Before the show even launches, Arsenio Hall has announced that Nia Peeples will also get her show back. Following the "Arsenio Hall Show," "The Party Machine with Nia Peeples" will return for it's second season. After premiering about 20 years ago, the show is ready for a return. Only minor changes will be made for the late night dance show featuring the current "Dirty Little Liars" star. One source stated, "The show will have updated music, a variety of dancers and last more than five episodes."<br />
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NBC on the other hand is changing their late night line up. They plan to have Jimmy Fallon take over the tonight show and hopefully be so popular that "we will be force to replace him."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0